HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST FRIEND…. SARBEAR!! I love you sarbear and your the funniest gal in the world, I can’t wait to share formal, graduation, schoolies with ya!! It’s gonna be the best year cause it’s with you sarberry😏😎🎉❤️💥👯

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
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bryantrinh:

hitlerstampon:

why am i friends with people from my school


He probably quoted this from the Vine.
pierxe-the-veil:

Bring Me The Horizon - Diamonds Aren’t Forever

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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orangewave:

there are two types of people in this world

  • people i can trust to help me hide a body 
  • people who are the body 

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relatablegifs:

Click for all types of gifs! (You won’t regret it) ♡

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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youtubekillsme:

dendenmusume:

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi:

stayfearless134:

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 
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