i have a secret talent i can sing
badly
(via s-kinnyloveforever)
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
(via krvv)
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
(via krvv)
WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via starlitfaces)
In the phandom we don’t say “I love you” we say
And I think that’s beautiful.
(via krvv)
